Saturday, March 5, 2011

Lose weight! Get puff d' - commerical

The best diet pill on the market has now been approved by the FDA. Puff d' allows you to eat WHATEVER you want and still lose weight, that's right folks - like cupcakes? The more you eat the slimmer you'll get!

How it works

- puff d' magically attaches to the cells in your body, rapidly feeding on the foods you intake, it especially loves sugar so the more you intake the faster it feeds helping YOU to lose calories faster!

Don't take our word for it, just hear from our satisfied customers:

Mary: "I took puff d' and went from a size 18, to a size 8 in 2 MONTHS!"

Joe: "I went from being embarrassed to show myself in the gym to being the envy of all the athletes. Thank you puff d'!"

If you call at this time we'll also throw in a free dose of chemo!


Side effects include:
chestpains,sexyraspyvoice,coughing,shortnessofbreathe,fatigue, constipation,Swellingoftheneckandface,Clubbingoffingers. Stop taking pills immidiately and talk to your doctor if any of these symptoms become worse.

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